The leader of all gnomes. His body acts as a vessel for the leader of the gnomes but he is also in there with them. He has expressed to me that it is the worst hell imaginable and every time we meet takes my hand and tries to get me to kill him with hammers. (We are friends)
He feels very strongly about pushing back against the anti-gnome movement. Some might say too strongly. Not me as he is my son and I love him.
He has given up and roams the land begging for someone to kill him with hammers. Thankfully no one knows what he is saying as it is all in French but I fear that one day someone will indiscriminately kill him with hammers.
Gnomer gnauthor of the gnilliad. A tale of gnachievments (gnome achievements)
Leader of the anti-hat movement, polls predict he will make significant gains in the gnupcoming gnelection. He believes hats are conspiring against their enemies. He hates creatures with shells because he thinks they are encouraging gnomes to wear hats.