31/01/2024
Dremel Gravel shot in gnome capital more news on his condition coming soon
Dremel Gravel shot in gnome capital more news on his condition coming soon
Finished those god damn archives.
Horse on the horizon...
Mixed feelings on tonight's gnepresentation.
They were easily swayed, a harmful falsehood and something the Lord learnt otherwise on the seventh day.
But their natural disposition for and love of teamwork prevailed to save the day.
"I love pissing up walls" says leader of the anti-hat movement Dremel Gravel
Dremel Gravel leader of the anti-hat movement pissed up the walls of Gnarliament to show his distaste for the hat wearers.
The gnelection has been announced for June! Tune into gnome news for gnelection gnupdates
Breaking gnome news
Thinking of their hats
Thinking of their teeth
How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Big Red Gnome and I's reaction to yesterday's fan's reaction to our advice.
Wow you cats are s- *Big Red Gnome casts me aside with the enormity of his urgency and sits down at my keyboard to type (with his mind as each of his fingers could hit a thousand keyboards at once)*
GREAT TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL CATS ARE FILLED WITH ROCKS I AM DIRE THEY WILL NEVER MISBEHAVE AGAIN
*I crawl back to the keyboard and type*
Yes your cats are very cute!
A transcription of Big Red Gnome and I's reaction to a fan's cats injuring a gnome.
"As the gnome whisperer, I say to..."
*I turn to Big Red Gnome (he is behind me) and his great mouth begins to move*
"FEED THEM ROCKS" he bellows the earth shaking with his wrath "SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT"
*I turn to Big Red Gnome and we have a heart to heart*
"Big Red Gnome," I whisper, "how does a broken ear relate to eating rocks?"
*He punts me across the room with the power of his dismissal then whispers as quietly as he can (his vocal cords could house 300 mid sized wetlands so it is not very quiet)
"sorry".
*I peel myself from the ground and stand to my full and average height*
"And there you have it folks! Straight from Big Red Gnome himself when... Wait what am I doing?"
*I walk off maybe to be seen again*
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When in Gnome!
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One month of Gnome News!
Like a tween who's just heard of gay people IM WATCHING HEARTSTOPPER
This season I predict all his skin will fall off 🔮
An update to please the rabid fans!
About to die of no conversation. I had such an interesting dream.
.....o__-- m..This is my heart being ripped
..../......-- V..out of my chest. :(
../\
I squirm.
Gnomes writhe. Let's see what's next.
Birthday of the Gnome Sniffer and Flip. Yipee, hooray, Flip is now another year closer to death. Derin said something I did not hear. That gnomes and other gnomes is the gnome news for today.
Derin is nodding his head.