All Gnomes Are Transgender!
Every single gnome is transgender! I (the gnome whisperer) know this because Big Red Gnome told me!
appendum for all the haters, Big Red Gnome is also transgender!
Every single gnome is transgender! I (the gnome whisperer) know this because Big Red Gnome told me!
appendum for all the haters, Big Red Gnome is also transgender!
Every gnome lives in the platonic ideal of a commune.
As the gnome whisperer all gnomes are naturally inclined to want to hang out with me and thankfully as I am the gnome whisperer I am naturally inclined to want to hang out with gnomes!
Every gnome structure is based off of a mysterious and recurring symbol in the universe which often entrances onlookers providing meaty nourishment to sneaky gnomes.
Before they put trains in them, they were gnome tunnels. Drilled by their pointy hats.
He also wants to fall in love as fast as a body from a balcony but he is Big Red Gnome and no place is big enough to let him fall.
Their teeth and hats are proportional to each other.
The rumours are true! They just bounce right back up.
They draw parallels between their hats and the shells, creating a kinship.
Male? Female? Other? All at once? All I know is that they are transgender!
They produce delicious but sometimes malicious gnome milk, a highly regulated commodity due to its ability to knock the drinker down dead if they annoy it.
GNOME GNOME GNOME it sings to you creeping and crawling and writhing
Gnomes are made of special particles called gnomons that are unique to gnomes.
Possibly much longer!