Gnome Whisperer
As outlined in the fun gnome facts article I am a friend to all gnomes, we whisper sweetly to eachother (where I got my name from). I have two gnome sons who I will show you starting tomorrow, assuming they show up on camera, something that I the gnome whisperer have never checked. I recieved my gnome whispering powers from an angel while taking a shortcut. It came down from the heavens and hovered above my head as I stared into its many eyes. It then lowered slightly and began to speak, "I give you the power", it sung from a thousand mouths, "to speak to gnomes!" I stared back in amazement and confusion. "To gnomes?" I said. "Yes to gnomes," the angel replied. "But will they want to speak to me?" I asked in return. "Yes of course," said the angel before flying back to the heavens. After that I continued my journey, thinking long and hard about what happened before finally deciding to accept my role as the gnome whisperer.